Funny Mama Blogger of Ruth the Mom posted yesterday about this silly little exercise to try if you're bored/lazy/in need of entertainment. Just Google your name and the word "needs" together and see what wonders arise.
So, Meaghan needs:
A savage beating (What on earth could I have done to deserve this?!)
A summer intern (I'll take that; fall and winter positions are also available. Must do windows and diaper duty.)
Nick Jonas (He's a little young for me, but my beautiful 14 year-old cousin is undoubtedly his biggest fan.)
To buy (someone) a drink (Sure, this one's on me, Mamas!)
To eat more (Definitely not.)
Some gun advice (I'm not really into firearms; I'm certain I'd shoot off a toe or two.)
A home (I already have one of those, but if you're offering one I don't have to clean, cook in, or otherwise maintain, we should definitely talk.)
A job (I already have all the responsibility I need, thanks.)
A dress rehearsal (I could, for sure, use a few run throughs most days, before anything goes on the record.)
A pep talk (Yes, some positive feedback would do me wonders.)
Her own dating show (I've always said I should be on TV!)
Her Starbucks (This is, without a doubt, a completely true statement.)
Well, that was fun. What do you need?